Nickel buddy! I’ll never spend you!
Funny muffler
Jerky Pal
Boo boo keys
Snake eyes
(via shartizard)
Omg the mom on Toddlers and Tiaras was like “I chose Marilyn Monroe for her outfit of choice part, because Marilyn Monroe was a sex symbol and I feel like that really fits her personality.” Her daughter is 3 jesus christ
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via s0mething-human)
